i am healthy i am whole

if you’re trying to talk to me about anything other than ｔｈｅ ｆｒｅｓｈｅｓｔ ａｎｄ ｆｕｎｎｉｅｓｔ ｃｌａｓｓｉｃ ｍｅｍｅｓ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｌａｓｔ ｄｅｃａｄｅ what are you thinking?

Feb 9

smug-bitch:

I’m Like Ticketmaster With the Way I’m Always Trying to Screw You Over (Me & You (Aren’t Going to the Fall Out Boy Show))

Ticketmaster is Crashing, But You’re No Wave

I Slept With Someone at TicketMaster and All I Got Was This Error Message

A Little Less Captcha, A Little More Tickets

Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Ticketmaster is Doing Its Part to Save the Scene By Stopping Me From Going to Shows)

Tell Ticketmaster is Just Made My List of Things to Do Today

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